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"Life's a dirty game you've got to play dirty to win it." -Harris

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

skellettes:

sneak peek from 50 shades of gray!!

kiercns:

IT S GONNA BE FALL SOON AND THAT MEANS HALLOWEEN AND THANKSGIVING AND APPLE CIDER AND BIG SWEATERS AND FALL COLORS AND PUMPKIN SPICE LATTES AND TH EN ITS GONNA BE WINTER AND THAT MEANS CHRISTMAS AND HOLIDAY THEMED EVERYTHING AND BAKING COOKIES AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND CHRISTMAS MUSIC AND LO TS OF SNOW IM SO PUMPED

Im majoring in “marrying rich”

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

lowellicious:

brb my 3rd grade self is having a heart attack


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

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i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

microfibrils:

on ur period likeimage

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

dulect:

when you’re sitting alone in class

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sgdsugar:

A defining moment in children television history.

sgdsugar:

A defining moment in children television history.