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"Life's a dirty game you've got to play dirty to win it." -Harris

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aflashoflightning:

124:

rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters
the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob

ITS COO COO CACHOO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

gesundheit

shorturl:

“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time

phobias:

Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school

fucking-femtastic:

twsnyderman:

sosa-parks:

When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”

Is this true ladies?

this is 100% true

aspirantly:

*posts cute selfie* 

*loses 5 followers*

I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

zootedboy:

*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*

*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

futurefantastic:

zacwells:

How long does your ideal hug last

38-45 minutes

that’s really impractical

u said ideal, not realistic