"Life's a dirty game you've got to play dirty to win it." -Harris
Good thing I can experience the lunar eclipse from the comfort of my own bed on the interweb.
Fer real doe
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"