"Life's a dirty game you've got to play dirty to win it." -Harris
rock fan: rap sucks, they don’t talk about anything that matters the beatles: I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo goo joob
ITS COO COO CACHOO YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
“i don’t trust anyone anymore” says the 13 year old girl who got in an argument with her friend one time
Tumblr has given me a perfect sense of humour that’s shared by nobody at school
When a girl says “Make me” that’s secret code for “fuck the shit outta me until I can’t walk or talk straight”
Is this true ladies?
this is 100% true
*posts cute selfie*
*loses 5 followers*
I came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
*has the option to say some negative shit about someone*
*doesn’t take the option and continues to live life peacefully*
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school
Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.